Monthly Archives: January 2012

You know that %^$&%* Murphy? The one with all the laws that basically say that anything can go wrong, will go wrong? I think he clearly has it out for us moms. Don’t believe me? Check out the evidence: 1. … Continue reading →

Picture it – Small Town, Massachusetts, 1978. A-dork-able eight-year old girl, blonde Mark Hamill haircut (my mother swears she told them “Dorothy Hamill” haircut, but pictures of the era back up my contention that she indeed said “Mark Hamill a/k/a … Continue reading →

Over the last few months, I think you’ve all gotten to know a bit about me. To wit, I am sarcastic, I am snarky, I believe that wine cures most any ill and my children have the men in white … Continue reading →

Children are extraordinary. The exponential growth in physical prowess, social awareness and sheer intelligence I have witnessed in my 5 year olds and my 3 year old (oh, excuse me, 5 AND A HALF year olds and 3 AND A … Continue reading →