Over the last few months, I think you’ve all gotten to know a bit about me. To wit, I am sarcastic, I am snarky, I believe that wine cures most any ill and my children have the men in white coats on speed dial, waiting for the inevitable day when I finally crack.
Now I want to get to know you, the fabulous individual who has taken time out of your busy day to read my latest rants. In this new year, I will post a few questions every weekend and then breathlessly await your response so I can get to know YOU better. No, seriously. I will be holding my breath. So it would be in the best interest of my family if you could post your responses in the comment section.
Here we go – a few things I want to know about you!
- Funniest thing anyone (kid, husband, boss, therapist, barista, telemarketer, etc.) has said to you this week?
- Where do you think Max and Ruby’s parents are?
- When you get dressed – sock, shoe, sock, shoe or sock, sock, shoe, shoe?
- Favorite wine? (I’d love to try something new!)
- How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
I can’t wait to read your responses. Remember , I’m holding my breath. And for the record, I faint easily.
Enjoy your weekend, everyone!
1. My 3 year old told me he wasn’t going into the play area at the mall “because everyone is boring”
2. The level of my intelligence means I can only think of very rude things…… sh$%&ng like rabbits…. wrong in so many ways!
3. Sock, sock, run around screaming that the kids ” for the last time put your shoes on”, shoe, shoe.
4. Red and under $4 (sorry, not the kind if recommendation you were probably after, although my husband enjoys a Robert Mondavi Malbec)
5. I’m British so I have no idea what you are talking about, but who would you give your last rolo to?
1.Funniest thing anyone (kid, husband, boss, therapist, barista, telemarketer, etc.) has said to you this week? My daughter told me she was not sure which I looked like…a tiger or a Moxie girl (I recently lighted my hair from Snow White to more a light brown with copper highlights)
2.Where do you think Max and Ruby’s parents are? The men in white coats came and got them due to Max’s refusal to listen to anything adn Ruby being so freakin bossy! And gramma is high all the time, I would bet my left big toe on it!
3.When you get dressed – sock, shoe, sock, shoe or sock, sock, shoe, shoe? sock, sock, shoe, shoe
4.Favorite wine? (I’d love to try something new!) We have a local winery and I love their Strawberry Wine
5.How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? NO clue because I can never lick a lolly pop I eat them. But my guess would be 462
1. Gosh, I know I should keep a book and write this stuff down …
2. hahahaha. Like the comment about Grandma is def. high.
3. I’m asian: sock sock … walk around house … shoe shoe. But if I’m going out right away, it’s actually sock shoe sock shoe. A guy I dated noticed that — thought he was the ONLY person in the world that noticed stuff like that …
4. cheap pino gregio from Var Max — they’re super helpful, even for those in the market for the cheapie bottles.
5. I’m with the owl — as few as possible!!
PS, hope you’re still training for the 5K!!
1. Funny thing my daughter said to me when I explained the recent mega millions lottery drawing was so large becuase millions of people played. We needed to check the winning numbers to see if we won. While walking to the kitchen to the computer my daughter asked me when I played the lottery “did you get squished”?
2. And, where are the parents on Charlie and Lola?
3. Socks, socks and then, where are the shoes???????????????
4. I recently had Bartyle and James pina colada with family. Sweet and refreshing when served cold!